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Performing :: My Video Of Richard Lewis Live

Posted by Dana Kaminski on 20th November 2009 in Funny Stuff, comedy

I Recorded Richard Lewis, With His Permission       …Of Course

This was at a special benefit organized by daughters of well-known comedians, to benefit a home for women in recovery, called “The Lenny Bruce Home”. Most of the audience were people who came to see the strong line-up of performers; which were Bobby Slayton, Dom Irrera, Paul Mooney, and of course, Richard Lewis. There were groups of friends of the comics in the audience as well.

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I am posting this video today, for a few reasons. One, it’s Friday, and I like to put something funny up on Fridays, when I can. The second reason is that I am planning to write some posts about comedy acting, since the networks have a lot of comedy shows in development, ready to produce.  Comedy is not easy, as you must know. It’s a whole added-on layer, when you act. To say the very, very least.  Most acting teachers don’t know how to be funny, and act.  Almost none of them can be funny at all. If they are, they may not know how to translate that into teaching students; or they may be teaching a load of horse stink, if they do.

There’s some very wonderfully developed, dramatic acting techniques out there; and I urge every actor to choose one, and learn it well. There’s a reason that Stanislavsky and others after, developed such serious techniques. That’s great, because for any young actor,  it’s easy to find ways to be a better dramatic actor.  It does take commitment, but it is do-able.

Not so, for comedy.

There’s reasons for that too, that it hasn’t been developed.  One of those reasons is what I told you about acting teachers already.  The others could fill up at least a whole other article… I mention it only because I urge all students to be careful, when they hear a teacher claim to be able to teach comedy.  Or when a dramatic acting teacher does so, when a student brings into class,  a funny scene. It’s very easy to be taught some very wrong stuff, about comedy acting. That’s all I want to say: beware. It’s much better to have an acting teacher who knows their dramatic craft and how to teach it, very well; and doesn’t know comedy at all. Than one who claims to know both and is really not a master of either, as a teacher; or worse, teaches you some bad skills. You really do need to first, be a good actor, period.  That is, to later be great, at comedy acting.

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Not for stand-up, however. To do stand-up, you need to be born funny.

And then you need lots and lots of experience onstage, for which you need serious chutzpah to be able to endure.  That is how stand-up acts are developed, and even stand-up ‘brands’; as well as good solid comic writing skills, comedy performing skills, and simple but-not-so-simple comic timing.

I can teach comedy; but I only do so with those who already have a great solid, acting technique in place, already.  I also regard my ability to teach comedy acting too valuable to simply give it away, online. Sorry. But, I do have lots of basics to share about comedy acting that isn’t master class level or refined skills, but can be very beneficial.

Another reason that I posted this is:  this video is Richard Lewis, onstage, in process.  It’s not a memorized act, line-by-line, topic-by-topic with usual segues (seg-ways: it’s  how a comedian bridges one topic to another). You can hear how he specifically chose material for this particular audience; he’s forgetting stuff, he’s adding to earlier stuff topics, later on… Especially, I want to point out how loose he is. Onstage, he’s at home. He’s been doing this for years, and it shows. He’s also amongst peers, and that may be contributing.

The obvious is, that Richard Lewis has an ease that you wouldn’t see in a younger, fresher comic.  The stage is familiar turf to him. As is writing his material, and performing it. He’s got a long history of results, positive ones. He’s used to getting laughs, used to being a professional comedian. Used to performing, used to being the funny guy, and being in the spotlight.

It’s an interesting juxtaposition, Richard Lewis’s ease onstage, alongside his comic ‘brand’. (You know how I dislike that word, when actors are taught to sell their artistry as if it’s a kind of soap, but in Richard Lewis’s case,  in the world of comedy, it’s a valid term.) His ‘brand’ is neurotic, worried, obsessive, keyed-up. And, for 30 years, his brand has been ‘funny’.

I’d love to hear your feedback after watching this.  Comments are open, just click down at the bottom of this post, where the smaller words, called ‘tags’, are.

In the next post I’ll tell you about Richard Lewis’s special, and brand-suited, acting preparation before he jumps onto the stage.

Enjoy,

;~Dana

[This video should probably not be recommended to kids. ]

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On-Camera Unexpecteds, Interruptions, And Other Wild Stuff

Posted by Dana Kaminski on 2nd October 2009 in Funny Stuff

Funny Stuff Happens While Onstage, or Filming.   It just does.

Sometimes it’s funny, rather; and sometimes not so funny.

If you are a performer, you will probably enjoy this.   Quite a bit.

(Even if  you are not a performer…)

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Best,

;~Dana

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12 Annoying Movie Cliche Terms — Eww.

Posted by Dana Kaminski on 31st July 2009 in Funny Stuff

I have some of my own. Since I read a lot of Hollywood Industry Rags, Mags, and Blogs; I encounter these offensive terms quite a bit. Some have such an effect on me, that I strongly advise no one to come near.

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My two “least faves” (may as well use the lingoisn’t that just fab?)…(and oh, I am cringing as I avoid typing them) …are:

Terms Used To Describe Actors:

–Thesps– and –Starrers–.

Yes.

I have read them. In Variety. And Other Perfectly Acceptable Publications.

(Excuse me…I must now exit for a second, to throw up.)

The Guardian film blogger, Darragh McManus, put out his own list.

I am reprinting it here, by cut-and-paste.  I can’t bear to type out the words individually.

The good news about this article is that it is from a newspaper, and blogger, in Britain. Their terms are slightly different. That little cultural divide provides a safety for me, from apoplexy.

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McManus’s Movie Cliche “Dirty Dozen”

1. Franchise
The most common, and most hateful, of all. “Franchise” used to signify a chain of burger-and-fries feeding-pens constructed out of moulded plastic in primary colours. The fact that it’s now applied to an art form is just too sad.
Eg: “Harry Potter will soon supersede secret agent James Bond as the most successful film franchise of all time”

2. Helmer
This is, I assume, some sort of bastardisation of the term “at the helm”. Always makes me think of a German whaling ship captain eating mayonnaise, for some reason.
Eg: “Jurassic Park III beastmaster Joe Johnston has replaced departed helmer Mark Romanek”

3. Lenser
Another bastardisation. What was wrong with cameraman/woman or cinematographer? And what’s next: boomer for sound engineer? Stringser for score composer? Scripter for writer? Oh.
Eg: “Lenser Bradford Young, shooting in Super 35 …”

4. Narrative arc
Because all art can be corralled into a simplistic framework which insists the story follows a wearily predictable and linear path. Right?
Eg: “… forms the backbone of Star Trek’s enjoyable narrative arc”

5. First/second/third/last act
Movies do not have “acts”. Those are plays. The confusion is not understandable.
Eg: “Despite the operatic resonance of its last act …”

6. Toplining
Means “starring”, which was a perfectly fine and useful word before some jackass decided to fix what wasn’t broken. Possibly while writing about Jackass.

Eg: “Land of the Lost, an action comedy toplining Will Ferrell …”

7. Trope
I’m not even sure what this means, exactly. Is it a rhetorical figure of speech? A cultural theme or convention? An embellishment to the sung parts of the medieval mass? Anyway, “trope” fulfils two crucial criteria of the new movie cliche: pretention and utter lack of clarity.
Eg: “Kim Jee-woon … has unleashed Leone’s tropes on Manchuria of the 1930s”

8. Backstory
A favourite of self-indulgent egomaniacs everywhere (I’m looking at you, Quentin Tarantino), who believe every two-bit character and simple-minded storyline they burp on to the page is somehow deserving of their own “backstory”.
Eg: “Rourke’s Whiplash will incorporate elements of the Crimson Dynamo’s backstory”

9. Darkly/blackly comic
Scientifically proven to be twice as funny as your usual, brightly coloured comedy. Available in matt, gloss or satin finish. Wipe surface of movie clean before applying.
Eg: “… the darkly comic tale winning the Grand Jury Prize for best film …”

10. Sophomore
Daft American college word for “second”. Can we also replace “debut” with “freshman”, please?
Eg: “Tarsem Singh … shot his sophomore film over the course of four years”

11. Knuckle-gnawingly tense
Skull-crushingly trite. Eye-scratchingly annoying. Spleen-ventingly lame, etc
Eg: “A knuckle-gnawingly tense, glorious action thriller …”

12. Über
Megan Fox is über-sexy. Judd Apatow is an über-producer. Lars von Trier is the über-controversialist. I am so über this word.

Didn’t the writers who composed these, the ones who use them…Didn’t they go to college??

Or in England: to University??

In either country, how did they ever matriculate for four years without absorbing even a little bit, of the internal-hipster-cringe??

Think about it.  Directors Of Photography: “Lensers”

I can’t go on with this post.  It has to end here.

I’m going out for some fresh air. I’ll tweet from my phone,  perhaps.

Be sure to follow  me on Twitter…Twitter name is __dana__ .

And put this on your darn Facebook page.

…If ya want.

‘Bad Actor Rap’ Video — It’s Quite Good

Posted by Dana Kaminski on 23rd July 2009 in Funny Stuff

If you’re an actor, you’ll probably enjoy this.

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Thanks to a friend on Twitter named Karla Guy….

Best,

;~Dana

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Boy With Absolutely Terrible Stagefright

Posted by Dana Kaminski on 4th July 2009 in Funny Stuff, Uncategorized

If you are an actor, you know this feeling.

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Actor To Actor: Tom Hanks Roasted By Julia Roberts :: Video

Posted by Dana Kaminski on 1st May 2009 in Funny Stuff

At Lincoln Center, In New York City, this week…

Elmo Says: “This Is Acting, Ricky Gervais!” :: Video

Posted by Dana Kaminski on 12th March 2009 in Funny Stuff

Actors Ricky Gervais and Elmo Discuss Comedy, Acting, And Working For Free

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Enjoy!

;-Dana

It’s My Actor’s Blog & I’ll Laugh If I Want To…

Posted by Dana Kaminski on 11th March 2009 in Funny Stuff

What a time for Actors. What a time for Americans. What a time for American Actors…

Perfect time for some comedy (comic timing?)…with Jon Hamm playing Lex Luthor, in a comedy skit…

Because:

1. SAG is still infighting and still no strike, but an authorization vote may go out (on whether to accept the AMPTP puny-Contract, or not–called the “Poor Man’s Strike”) …but we still don’t know what is going to be, except we get a lot of scares like “Well the AMPTP could make us take their contract” (which may not be true) and p-r-e-s-s-u-r-e, like from A-List Actors who get paid so much and live inside such a lovely bubble, that they couldn’t begin to know how important the Residuals and New Media terms are.  

And that’s not even the half of all the SAG stuff, except…

2. The newer actors that should be the most interested seem to be, in fact, the least interested.  They are the ones who will be impacted the most greatly, by this current contract offered by the AMPTP (consisting of the TV Networks and Movie Studios)…and either these actors don’t know understand they are getting screwed out of a career, AND their dream…. I don’t know…Either way, SAG or  not, they aren’t showing up for the rallies…

3. It’s Wintertime. Even here, in Hollywood.  We have our extremely modified version, but it is still funkifying at times… Okay, so we have a mock-winter; but we can still get mock-Spring-fever.

4. America is in a Recession.

5. Personally, I am a bit too busy, and a lot too bored.  So let’s have some fun, shall we…

Jon Hamm as Lex Luthor, On The Recession…

Whoops! Garbo Had A Wayward Curl During Audition/ Screen Test

Posted by Dana Kaminski on 9th January 2009 in Auditioning, Funny Stuff

 

Still, she became ‘Greta Garbo’, even with the messy hair.  See, all that stuff we always think is so important…I bet she was thinking “This is going to destroy my opportunity”.  It didn’t .  

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Little things rarely blow an audition.  It’s how we let them affect us, that’s what does it.

Sometimes, it works out great anyway.  Look at Ms. Garbo, she is nervous as can be.  Sensitive, and uncomfortable.  

Didn’t matter.

 

Jump in the game.  

Full on. 

Take the Hollywood Actor Prep 2009 Challenge.

Make your goals whatever you want.

Time is not infinite.  Do it now.  (Your best.)

 

My best,

; Dana

Dealing With “The Industry” –Take Time To Laugh

Posted by Dana Kaminski on 9th December 2008 in Funny Stuff

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Throughout Your Acting Career, Remember…Enjoy Your Life

 

If you are an actor, and you work really hard on an audition, only to be interrupted…and to hear “NEXT”…

If you are a writer, and perhaps playwright, and something happened like what I witnessed the other night–where this particular actor/author/producer recruited me (at a Starbucks!) to come and watch her play because some agents were supposed to come and she was terrified that no audience seats would be filled, two free tickets if I would…

If you are like me, and are very affected, by the SAG strike, and how the industry regards the “talent”…in this case (and in the case of the Writers too!  See Hollywood Actor Prep Posts by clicking here, and here, and also here) …and you simply are befuddled and frustrated, and even sad, that the ones who are the artistic ones, are getting shafted…even in this age of supposed fairness, and “Hope” and “Change”…

I remind you to stop, and laugh.  

Especially when you don’t feel like it.

 

S**t Happens, All Along The Way

Look at the Melissa-Leo-Interview-Post…It took four years, from the time that they made the short-film version of “Frozen River”…to the time that the feature length was made….

And, by the way, Melissa Leo is great in everything.  Everything.  She should’ve been nominated for an Oscar for “21 Grams”…

Did she get an Emmy for “Homicide”?  No, but should’ve…

And…I happen to have mutual friends of hers and this is on the skinny:  She is utterly thrilled and shocked and that all of this is finally happening, because, like most actors, she had a very slow period. For quite awhile…

And all women actresses know that the “disappearing age” is usually late 30’s or before, and many people can be upset at that…

So whether you are an actor or not; no matter what upsets you…

(…And, don’t explode in anger at me because I’m the one reminding you to…)

 

No Matter What…

Always take some time to laugh.

To live your life well and fully,

Every day… remember to laugh.

It’ll even help you on your professional acting journey, you’ll find.

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I forgot the other day, until I got a “message” , from Twitter, no less.

This tweet came across my screen, along with the hundreds of others.

I do think it’s a mistake, but that makes it better, doesn’t it???

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Best,

;}) …. :Dana

 

PS FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER, IF YOU DON’T ALREADY…!  MY NAME IS __dana__ THERE. I ANNOUNCE NEW POSTS THERE…AND IF YOU ARE ON TWITTER,  WOULD YA TWEET MY POSTS PU-LEASE…?

 

PPS  I’d love to know those guys…you know…”Mank” and “Ind”….

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A Teaser For A Different Subject…

Posted by Dana Kaminski on 4th December 2008 in Funny Stuff

I know this is “Teaser 2″ of the day!  Sorry, just tryin’ to have some fun…

…And it is going to be fun!  (Okay, I’ll stop now…)

Whoops, Not Exactly A Movie ‘Bout The Mayflower…

Posted by Dana Kaminski on 29th November 2008 in Funny Stuff

…But, I thought…

Well, you know…Thanksgiving…

…large boats…

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Best,

;-Dana

 


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Dr. House Has Acting Range… And He Did Commercials.

Posted by Dana Kaminski on 16th November 2008 in Funny Stuff

Before he was lead actor in “House”, Hugh Laurie did what many other actors do, while working their way up… Acting in commercials.

More notably, he played other “types”; and is able to slide in and out of different acting genres, with the greatest of ease!  One of the my “twitter friends” is a guy named Stephen Fry, who was once in a comedy team with Hugh Laurie. They had a sketch comedy television show together, …which you can watch on YouTube.

Dr. House is so seamless, and so complete a characterization, that it seems Hugh Laurie is an actor “playing himself”…

But, he isn’t.  He is that good, acting.

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Actor Hugh Laurie in "House"

 

 

As I’ve written before, Hugh Laurie is one really fine actor.  You can see it on the Dr. House audition, that I posted a while back…and  you can see it in his early comedic sketches, with Stephen Fry.

Acting in the following film role, he did it so well; you probably won’t even remember this guy as Hugh Laurie–Remember a movie when actress Gina Davis and her “husband” adopt the little white mouse named “Stuart Little” … playing the dolt of a husband, and “father” of the mouse?!

 

 

 

Watch his rendition of “Hey Jude”, from British TV:

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Here’s a comedy scene with Stephen Fry; from the British show, called “Fry And Laurie”:

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Here’s a bunch of commercials with Hugh Laurie acting in them… and how about that English accent?  Guess he really is British, huh? (…You wouldn’t know it, while watching “House”)…

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Here’s Laurie in another singing skit, spoofing someone “born in the USA”…before he came over here to act on American television:

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Best,

;-Dana

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Whoops! Natalie Portman Camp Show + Star Wars

Posted by Dana Kaminski on 8th November 2008 in Funny Stuff

Weekly funny stuff has become a regular thang, here at Hollywood Actor Prep.

Sorry to be a little late with this one…So I ‘m giving you two!

The first “whoops” is a video of a camp show that Natalie Portman was in, before she  became a professional actress.  Watch the girl next to Natalie…

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Here’s the second one…it’s a reel of Star Wars bloopers.  Natalie Portman is in them, too; laughing, as robots fall over, monsters clunk into things; Liam Neeson flips, and misses, his sword…

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Best, 

;-Dana

Whoops, She Said…

Posted by Dana Kaminski on 29th October 2008 in Funny Stuff

She did not!…I just made that up for the title.

If this actress did say “whoops”, that wouldn’t have been “in character“…

…Did they  even say “whoops” in Helen Keller’s era!?

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